Monday, March 21, 2005

How many dogs does it take to...

I found this joke on-line today while searching for jokes to include in my son's lunch pack. I thought I'd pass it on to you just for fun. Enjoy!

Q. How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

A. It depends on the breed:

Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a burned-out light bulb?

Border Collie: Just one. And while I'm at it I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code. Got anything else for me to do?

Dachshund: I can't reach the lamp!

Toy Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Rottweiler: Go Ahead! Make me!

Shi-tzu: Puh-leeze, dah-ling. Let the servants. . . .

Lab: Oh, me, me!!! Pleeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I?

Malamute: Let the Border collie do it. You can feed me while he's busy.

Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still piddle on the carpet in the dark.

Doberman Pinscher: While it's dark, I'm going to sleep on the couch.

Mastiff: Who needs a light bulb? Mastiffs are NOT afraid of the dark.

Hound Dog: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...huh?

Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.

Pointer: I see it, there it is, right there...

Greyhound: It isn't moving. Who cares?

Australian Shepherd: Put all the light bulbs in one little circle...

Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

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